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pinkishgray[There are two options here, really. Either
A. the TARDIS is coming to you. Enjoy a blue police box and a man wearing an Edwardian cricketing outfit on your front lawn, or the local equivalent.
or
B. We lied, there is no B. Unless you happen to be on an adventure in progress, of course, in which case B takes place a little bit past A and there's all sorts of monsters happening in the general vicinity. What kind of monsters? Who knows!
Of course, if you'd prefer staying in the comfort of your own home, there's always option
C. A lovely, friendly post, in big welcoming letters, or the voice/audio equivalent, which will be reproduced below as something like this:]
Excuse me, does anyone happen to know the fastest way to Betelguise?
A. the TARDIS is coming to you. Enjoy a blue police box and a man wearing an Edwardian cricketing outfit on your front lawn, or the local equivalent.
or
B. We lied, there is no B. Unless you happen to be on an adventure in progress, of course, in which case B takes place a little bit past A and there's all sorts of monsters happening in the general vicinity. What kind of monsters? Who knows!
Of course, if you'd prefer staying in the comfort of your own home, there's always option
C. A lovely, friendly post, in big welcoming letters, or the voice/audio equivalent, which will be reproduced below as something like this:]
Excuse me, does anyone happen to know the fastest way to Betelguise?
